Thelma & Louise

Let's pull a Thelma and Louise
And shoot your dad for being such a sleaze.
No one will find out if we bury him right
We can do this late at night.

We can lure him somewhere far away
Maybe to the woods or by the bay.
We can laugh and pretend to be happy
And then, Boom! We'll shoot pappy.

It'll takes days for him to be found,
We'll be in Mexico and he'll be six feet underground.
They'll never find you and me
We can get new looks and change our identity.

He hurt you bad, and I'm sorry I didn't protect you,
I would have done this long ago, if I knew.
You have to be in this with me
Things will go good for us as long as we agree.

Don't cry or be scared, I'm here with you.
I'm your mother and I'll always be true.
Now gather your camping gear and get in the car
We'll drive to nowhere just somewhere far.

Let your daddy sit in the front with me while I drive.
He won't know it'll be his last night alive.
Just keep quiet and let mommy handle this,
Don't even bother giving your daddy a goodnight kiss.

We'll arrive in the woods late at night
Now act normal if we want to do this right.
Let your fears disappear
Cuz we're going to shoot your daddy right here!

Boom! Hurry let's bury him and run
We're on our way to Mexico; it's going to be lots of fun!
Smile! Cuz we're finally free;
Now it's just you and me.