Thank God they don't know

Thank God they don't know
what treasures are hidden
underneath your clothes.
Those big, strong arms,
and smooth flat abs,
and that chest I love to rest my head on.

Thank God they don't know
what goodies to find to find
underneath your clothes.
That round, firm butt,
those long, strong legs,
and those shoulders that go on forever.

Thank God they don't know
what blessings there are
underneath your clothes.
That long, fat dick,
like a wooden stake,
and that big, round bag of pearls.

That God they don't know
how gorgeous you are,
or I'd spend every day
fighting them off.