Why Canada Sucks So Much

All around me I see evil faces,
A lot of them familiar,
All of them wicked.

I feel persecuted.
I feel paranoid.
The sad thing is,
I wish I were crazy.

Nope, these people are really after me,
That’s daily life for me,
As a Black man,
In the City of Ottawa.

Canada the beautiful,
A land where they spit at you,
They cough when you come near,
And when your eyes meet theirs,
They flash a fake smile.

O Canada,
Land of fake people,
Passive aggressive people,
Can't trust anyone up here.

I miss America,
Land of the Free,
Where you know your friends are real,
And your enemies too.

To hell with Ottawa,
To hell with Canada,
I don’t care if I give up a lot,
Going back to America.