I Used To Be Vanilla Until...

I used to be vanilla until
Someone took my wafer out
Put in two long chocolate fingers
Whipped some cream
Whipped it again
Whipped it a third time for good measure
Added two cherries (right where it hurt)
And a light drizzle of tomato ketchup
(Yes, that took me by surprise too)
Split my banana
Covered me in meringue and
Baked my Alaska for me
Now I wait impatiently all week
For Sundae bloody Sundae