Thanks for the lies

Thanks for the lies
they were nice to hear
even though I'm aware
mine's NOT "the world's sexiest rear".

Thanks for the lies
false, but sweet all the same
what woman wouldn't like
being called "a hot dame"?

Thanks for the lies
I appreciate them a lot
not that I NEEDED them
after the shagging I got.

Thanks for the lies
and the promise to call
not that you had to
I just wanted a booty call.

Thanks for the lies
you tried to be polite
but we both know
this was just for tonight.

Thanks for the lies
didn't believe even one,
but I won't miss you
now that you're gone.