Thank You

Thank you for nothing, you stupid, ungrateful jerk.
How would you like it, if I caused you extra work?
Anytime I see you, I’ll punch you in the nose.
No more Mister Nice Guy, now on everything goes.
Kiss your ass bye; my lawyer will see you in court.

You’ll never guess who’s in jail, that guy who you hurt.
Of course, you will become friends sharing the same cell.
Unable to write you, ‘cause I don’t wish you well.