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The Transvestite & The Cabbie

Twas the middle of Manchester one winter night; and the only cab on the rank,
The driver was reading a ‘Score’ magazine; whilst quietly enjoying a wank.
He was dreaming that Venus was kissing his penis; and the shaking was making him tired,
When a tranny called Lena, with false tits like Sabrina; came over and gently enquired.
“How much to Oldham” she said; well the cab driver nearly dropped dead!
He got such a shock he let go of his cock; and he wanked off the gear stick instead.

The tranny got into the taxi, adjusting the hem of her frock,
The driver adjusted his zipper, and his hand slid right down to his cock.
“So where are we going, my lovely,” the driver said with a smile,
He looked at her legs and her assets; he liked what saw no denial.
“We’re off to Oldham please darling,” the tranny replied with a wink,
The cabbie started his meter, and immediately started to think.

He wandered if trannies were like other girls; if she wanted to play with his toy,
He wanted to suck her, to kiss her and fuck her; he didn’t care that she was a boy.
The cabbie was ready to take up the task; to ask the tranny out for the night,
The tranny liked men but the cabbie looked rude; and she was ready to put up a fight.
The driver took off with toot of his horn; but his eyes had no time for road,
His eyes were locked on the tranny; and he was thinking of shooting his load.

“I’d like to get into your knickers;” the cabby said with grin,
“They’re not quite your size or your colour; but your welcome to try to get in.”
“What say we go to the park for a while; I know a really good place,”
“What say we just go to Oldham,” she said; “and I won’t pull out my Mace!”
The banter went on like this for a while; but the cabby was getting his way,
By the time that they got up to Oldham; the tranny was ready play.

They drove to the cabdriver’s favourite spot, a place that he used quite a bit,
He climbed in the backseat and cuddled the tranny; then he made a lunge for her tit.
“They’re just for looks, they’re not real you dumb shit!” the tranny said with a sigh,
The cabbie responded my kissing her lips; and putting his hand on her thigh.
“Do you like my legs in these stockings?” the tranny asked with grin,
“Like your legs, like you face, like your hair, like your arse; now roll over so I can get in!”

“I not sure that I am that easy;” the tranny said lifting her skirt,
The cabby responded by dropping his pants and struggling out of his shirt.
His penis was poking out proudly; long and thick with quite a big knob,
The tranny took hold of his Johnson; and sucked it right down in her gob.
The cabbie was groaning and moaning; he was holding his orgasm back,
He pulled his cock from her mouth in a rush; and aimed it right at her crack.

But the cabbie had had too much foreplay; and the wank that he’d had didn’t help,
As he tried to put meat to the tranny; he came on her clothes with a yelp.
“You bastard, you’ve only just creamed me!” the tranny cried out in fear,
“I’m sorry babe, I couldn’t help it; would it help if I cancelled the fare.”
The cabbie was dripping his spunk on her legs; and the tranny was having a fit,
“There’s come on me skirt, on me blouse, on me sheers; you’ve come on me clothes you dumb shit!”

The moral is easy too see here; this story is plain and it’s true,
If you’re planning on fucking a tranny; don’t rush into what you might do.
Trannies like sex just you do; but they don’t like a guy who comes quick,
Leave your porn in the wrapper, keep your eyes on the road; and keep your hand off your dick.
Save all your love for the tranny; don’t wank in the cab while you wait,
Cause the tranny just might let you bonk her; so don’t go like a bull at a gate!

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