Aneraulax, a mythological Creature

It has been said that on the little known Isle of Suburbia lives, the strange mythological creature called the Aneraulax. This isle has been lost to the modern era and it is not known whether it ever existed or merely sank from the weight of the hyperbole of its legends. Of course, one of the biggest legends is the Aneraulax, named by the Greeks and roughly translated as 'man-wife' this unreal creature is thought to practice in many unheard of ideas, such as; 'marriage is a fifty-fifty partnership' and 'there is no such thing as women's work or men's work there is only work that needs to be done. Legend says the mating call of the Aneraulax is "The woman cums first," although most modern men of science believe this is just an incorrect translation there is no way to prove or disprove this theory. There are many people, although most of them are women, who believe this island still exists and among their inhabitants, the Aneraulax still survives. Could this be true, well almost anything is possible but with all of the amazing exploits attributed to this mystery creature it has to be seriously doubted to be anything living in the real world.

Allow me to relate some these legends to you and thereby you can make up your own mind. As with most legends although based in some sort of perverted truth once you see them in black and white, it is quite oblivious they are quite a stretch of the imagination. It is not hard to see the biggest stretch of the truth has to be discounted as pure hyperbole and yet there are many who can only hope for some truth in the legend.

As with most males, the average Aneraulaxes enjoy either playing cards or watching sports on TV and it is said they also like a day on the links or maybe an evening at the bowling alley. Yet the Aneraulax also likes to do things with their wives and many say they even enjoy finding a bargain while shopping with the wife at the local mall as much as playing par on the back nine. It is just as easy to spot this creature swinging his kids at the park, as you are to see him swinging a golf club at the local course. Another mysterious quality of this mythical creature is they get as much pleasure as their wives from watching 'Grey's Anatomy' and I have heard some even cry watching Ghost Whisperer. Many of them tape Sunday Night Football so they can watch 'Desperate Housewives' with their own real housewives.

Not much is known about the strange sexual practices of this creature, and surly most we have heard of are just rumors and innuendos. I mean seriously just how can a male, I mean any species of male be concerned about the female orgasm. According to the legend, the Aneraulax cannot climax until his female partner has been satisfied. It is merely rumor, but I have heard it in many different circles that the Aneraulax prefers cunnilingus to fellatio but this plainly is over speculation. Another unproven rumor is the Aneraulax take an active part in birth control, such as helping to track fertile days and even going so far as to help remember the taking of birth control pills. It is quite easy to see that if this creature were to really exist the future of the male of our species would be doomed.

One thing is known for sure the Aneraulax has made life on Suburbia a more pleasurable experience for all; especially their wives who know no matter what, from just taking out the trash to changing a dirty diaper they can depend on their Aneraulax husband to do his part. He might take pride that through all of his hard work his lawn is the greenest, yet he still feels the need to do his share of the housework that is needed inside as well as outside the house.

Of course, we know the Aneraulax is nothing but pure fantasy, a mythological creature that does not exist. We also know the Greeks created these myths to spin stories of satire, as a way of showing the human animal in a different light. I can only assume most of the wives and husbands of the world can dream of living on Suburbia, an isle of happy relationships, with couples working together toward a single goal of married bliss. Even if it is merely a legend, we still can dream can't we?