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Don't Fart in His Face

Don't Fart in His Face - A Pome

Don't fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
You may think that it's cool
You may think that it's slick.
You may think that it's some
Kind of gay new-age shtick.
But don't fart in his face
When he's sucking your dick.

You may think that it's cool
While he's gumming your tool
To flavor his drool
With a whiff of your stool,
But he'll think you're a fool
And he'll call you a hick
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.

You may wish, I suppose,
Of your gas to dispose
With a blast at his nose
As he's licking your hose
But he'll spit out your wick
And stop flicking your Bic
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.

So don't fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.
And especially don't
If you're turning a trick.
For though you won't get paid
You'll be thrown out real quick
If you fart in his face
While he's sucking your dick.

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