Recreational Activities

This was a moment both long overdue and one that came out of nowhere.

For six years I'd worked on the show Parks and Recreation, with production on the final season beginning today. I had been exploring the old sets after the first day was finished, including Leslie Knope's - a.k.a. Amy Poehler's - old parks department office.

It was a nostalgic trip that another Parks actress, Aubrey Plaza - a.k.a. April Ludgate - came by for as well. We shared in that for several minutes - and then came that overdue, surprising moment.

After watching and working with funny, incredibly sweet, and quite beautiful ladies like Amy, Aubrey and Rashida Jones for six years, I can't say I never imagined one of them suddenly kissing me. On some nights, I have to admit I imagined more than one of them.

I just didn't expect it to happen now. And yet here I was, struggling not to fall onto the desk as Aubrey pressed against me and attacked my mouth.

Despite the expert way Aubrey attacked it, I was too stunned to respond back. I didn't remember if either of us said something to set this up. Given Aubrey's...unique, oddball, fire starting personality, maybe she was kissing me to set up some sort of weird joke or prank.

But when she broke off, she didn't tell a joke or have someone come out with a hidden camera. Waiting for the punchline was just one of the reasons why I didn't say anything, although I should have.

Yet instead of asking for answers or clarity, I watched Aubrey slowly start to smile. Smiling isn't exactly something she's asked to do too often on Parks, or in many other projects. And yet despite her anti-social, cynical, weird, troublemaking persona onscreen and sometimes in real life...she does have one hell of a smile.

Especially while her hand was trailing down my chest.

By the time it reached my jeans, I was willing to risk any future embarrassment.

Since I was joining in this time, Aubrey wasn't quite as aggressive when our lips met. However, her hand more than made up for it when it palmed the front of my pants. A few more strokes and kisses later, she broke off and spoke up.

"Sit on the desk, k?" she asked as if this was a normal, everyday thing. Since she was back in no nonsense mode and I wasn't in much position to argue, I got myself to sit on the front center of the desk. Aubrey then went behind the desk and took the chair, rolling it until it was in front of me.

She promptly sat down on it, not wasting any more time. With her on the chair and me on the desk, she bent her head down as she unbuckled and unzipped me. Soon, she was right at eye level with my erection.

I waited for her to react or make a joke. Instead, she took me right into her mouth and I promptly stopped breathing.

I felt as stiff as the part of me that Aubrey was relentlessly sucking on. But that part was probably throbbing more. It certainly was when Aubrey swallowed me down a few times, licked and suckled my head while jerking the rest of me off, then just bobbled onto me like she was starving.

She looked as nonplussed as ever, even while shoving my cock deep into her mouth. Yet when she came off, that slow, alluring smile grew on her. However, it was her stunningly beautiful big brown eyes that really lit up with intensity.

They stayed on me as Aubrey sucked me back in and teasingly moved her tongue around. An intense suck made me throw my head back, and it stayed there as she slowly took me in deeper and deeper. Finally she got all of me in before slowly moving her tongue and lips up, then lightly bit below my head and tonged my slit.

Aubrey came off and we both had to catch our breath. I barely got my head on straight before she said, "All right, now fuck me."

She sucked me again before I could get up, as it dawned on me she didn't want to be fucked down there - maybe not yet. Nevertheless, I didn't move anything, so Aubrey took me out and said, "Come on, time is money."

I only had a second to remember an April/Aubrey one-liner that started that way last season, before her mouth got me thinking straight. Slowly, I thrust myself a little deeper into Aubrey's mouth, yet she removed me again. "Come on, I shouldn't have to do all the work," she warned.

Taking the hint, I thrust somewhat faster when Aubrey resumed her blowjob. Before much longer, I fucked her mouth with more vigor. She came off and looked more satisfied, then took the bottom of my cock in her hand and sucked my top, all while I kept fucking.

I fucked her hand and mouth as Aubrey moaned onto me, still sucking and bobbling with the same resolve. She popped off and caught her breath, yet still pumped me while her lovely face gave me another intoxicating look of desire.

"Fuck me," she repeated directly, which made it all the hotter. When she went back to sucking me, I gave her what she wanted right away.

I barely held on as I fucked her harder, especially when she still managed to suck me, pump the bottom of my shaft and brush my balls. After taking her mouth off, she continued to stroke and fondle me, then came back down to kiss, lick and tease my head, taking more of me in until I pushed in the rest.

After repeating the pattern twice more, I had to stop. Even Aubrey got the hint and jerked me off a little slower. She finally stopped completely, shaking her hands off and letting me relax.

By the time I did, she went right back to blowing me. This time it was slower and deeper, as her tongue circled me and traced my veins, all while her lips tightened around me. Her gorgeous eyes went back up right as she hummed and sucked me down, to the point where I felt like melting.

Aubrey's mind numbing mouth deep throated me for what felt like an eternity, and yet felt too brief at the same time. Whenever she wound up stopping, she said afterwards, "Okay, you're good. Now fuck me and cum for me."

Her mouth wrapped back around me and I started following orders. However, she started bobbling me on her own, then came off and let me fuck myself back in. We took turns being in command, yet I had my hand on Aubrey's head and was thrusting all too quickly by the time I was ready.

"Fuck, I'm doing it...open your mouth," I gave one token suggestion. Yet she did come off me, although before I could stroke myself to the finish, she beat me to it.

Aubrey licked my head one more time while pumping me, then sucked my head and gave one more deep hum and blow. Once that pushed me over, she opened her mouth wide in time to catch my release.

It was one of the more draining releases of my life, as I could barely see all that cum going into Aubrey's mouth. Nevertheless, she watched it go in and caught pretty much all of it, even as I just kept unloading.

I caught my breath and stayed upright long enough to see Aubrey start swallowing what I gave her. When she finished and licked her lips, I could finally lay back on the desk. I was lucky I didn't fall off it first, really.

I felt Aubrey stroke my deflating cock a few more times, then pat it and kiss it. Without a word, I heard her leave the set soon after.

Maybe that was a fittingly inexplicable way for her to go. At least she had the energy to go right now.

I didn't feel like moving a muscle. After one of the biggest orgasms and most unreal blowjobs of my life, I didn't mind lying around for a bit. There I stayed, lying on my back on a desk that had been filmed on TV for six years, and now was basically my bed after Aubrey Plaza blew me into oblivion.

"Okay, so you...oh God, naked cock!"

That wasn't Aubrey's voice. It was another woman's, but...

Oh God, it was another woman. Someone else was back in here. And...

Motherfuck.

"Fuck, Amy!" I yelled, while trying my best to cover my still hanging cock in front of Amy Poehler - and not fall off the desk in the meantime. I succeeded in the latter, but the former was a losing battle.

I didn't even get to start tucking myself back in, before I noticed a smiling Aubrey standing next to a flushed Amy. Then it all came together - in a much less fun way than the last thing that came.

"It really was a prank!" I accused. "You set me up! That's why it was so good! You knew I wouldn't tuck it back in time!"

"Come on, give yourself some credit," Aubrey teased.

"Whoh, I did not expect that," Amy said, still looking away somewhat.

"I am so sorry, you shouldn't have seen that," I tried to save face. I got an amazing blowjob from one celebrity crush/boss, then got exposed and embarrassed in front of my other one. I supposed it balanced out.

"And you shouldn't have cum before I got here! But someone managed to make that moot without telling me, didn't she?" Amy said.

"Hey, it's not like it's the first time you saw a cock around here without being prepared," Aubrey said. "But Chris helped you nail that scene six years ago by getting naked, and I nailed his cock and set the scene in here! So it's all good."

"He exposed himself on camera so I'd react funny. For the scene on camera," Amy responded. "If I suddenly went to look for our cameras, would I find out we're missing one?"

"Ew, no! I do listen to you on some important stuff, you know!" Aubrey objected. At that point, I started to pay attention and remember some...odd things.

"Okay, hold on. Does anyone mind catching me up here?" I asked, finally remembering to zip myself back up too.

"Right, right, backstory stuff, then," Amy said. "Okay, look...I know this would be really creepy and wrong if two guys did this to a woman. I'm the first to admit that. I just got too excited and horny to see that when we planned it, that's all."

"And it is..." I tried to hurry things along. But Aubrey's directness then came in handy.

"Me and Amy both wanted to fuck you," she stated. "We're starting our last year, and we're doing a bunch of things we never got to do before. You were the first one of those things."

"We never agreed that you would get...such a head start, though," Amy pointed out to Aubrey. "We implicitly agreed you'd just kiss him and lay the groundwork for me to join in. Not do other kinds of laying before me."

"Hey, I had to take him for a test blow before you tried him out. Make sure he measured up! Trust me, you'll thank me later," Aubrey figured. "If I came up with a hilarious prank in the meantime, what's done is done."

"Okay, okay, fine, let's not go in circles here," Amy conceded. "The last thing we need to do before this is fight. Assuming there's still a this here. He kind of still has a say in that." It was nice of her to say that before I would have.

Directly addressing me, Amy went on, "Look, if she confused you or made you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. Considering that's what she does anyway...and what she added on to it this time...it might be weird of you to want an apology, though. But the option's still there."

"I appreciate that. Although I guess I don't need it," I admitted.

"The truth is these are our last few months together here. I want to spend them doing everything I haven't gotten a chance to do yet, but really wanted to. So does Aubrey. Thanks to all your years of hard work and friendship...and the fact we wanted to get the hard stuff out of the way early...we wanted to start our Parks bucket list...like this. With you," Amy said. "And...asking permission first and not putting pranks into it just seemed to get in the way."

"But like he said, he didn't need it," Aubrey jumped back in. "With all the googly eyes he's used on us over the years, why would he mind? You sure Adam didn't use you for googly eye research?"

"No...and those googly eyes were completely..." I briefly sputtered.

"See, there you go. Things are getting too serious and less hot around here. Plus it seems like you set the bar too high already," Amy predicted. "Maybe the moment's passed or something."

"Okay, you haven't backed out or down from anything for six years. We're not starting the last one like that now," Aubrey declared. "But fine. If we gotta get hot again and you're not up for it yet...I might as well take another test drive for the team."

With that, Aubrey started unzipping and lowering her jeans, leaving her surprisingly long legs and white panties exposed. She then took the chair and rolled back behind the desk, then gestured to me. "If anything else, you really owe me. So get under that desk and start owing."

This would be some kind of...debt repaying under normal circumstances. If there was something normal in this. But to do that with an audience...with Amy Poehler as an audience...

If I thought about it any longer, or even looked at her, I would lose my nerve. So I had to rush to the desk while I was still revved up.

When I got there, I dropped to my knees in front of Aubrey and the chair. Before doing anything else, I put my hands on Aubrey's upper legs and slowly slid higher. The feel of them helped me steady myself and get back in the mood, though I knew Aubrey would probably get impatient soon.

Beating her to the punch, I suddenly palmed the front of her panties, letting my fingers slowly dip into them. Aubrey didn't say anything, yet I heard her containing a little groan. My hands then went into the sides of her panties, which she took as a sign to lift her hips up.

This gave me room to start sliding them down, as I got halfway through before Aubrey sat her now bare ass back down. When I got her panties all the way down, I got my first look at her bare pussy. She leaned back on the chair to provide a better look, for me and perhaps for Amy.

If Amy was watching, she would then see my hand covering Aubrey's center. She'd see me putting my right hand onto her hip and pressing my head against her thigh. She might not have a clear shot of me kissing it while I started fingering Aubrey, but I did.

Once I heard Aubrey groan steadily, I decided to surprise her. Putting both hands on her hips, I suddenly dove into her and tried to lick and suck her pussy with the same zeal that she sucked my cock. Given the different texture and the different position, maybe it wouldn't be quite the same.

"Oh, fuck..." Aubrey announced anyway. Never mind, then.

She could have just been selling it for Amy, wherever she was and whatever she was doing. But I needed to ignore that aspect of it a little while longer. As such, I just sent my tongue back into action and let it navigate all around and inside Aubrey.

I even tried to bob my head and mimic Aubrey from earlier, particularly when I suckled on her lips. When that ran its course, I held her upper legs tighter and shook my head and mouth over her. At last, I came up for air and looked up at her.

Aubrey was breathing harder, at the least. Her shirt was still on and her face looked freshly flushed. Yet after a while, it got back to being annoyed as she said, "Well, get back down there, already."

Instead, I put two of my fingers back into her and watched her try to contain her gasp. After a few thrusts, the rest of it came out. "Motherfucker..." I heard her mumble.

I watched Aubrey get more turned on and aroused, while letting my fingers and even my thumb bring her there. I waited a few seconds until I pulled them away, bent down, licked her hard up and down, then did the same to my wet fingers. Once they were freshly wet and the taste of Aubrey was freshly in my mouth, I put my fingers back in and leaned up to kiss her.

Aubrey bent her head down the rest of the way, meeting my lips with the same fervor she showed at the start. She tasted herself and me, all while I finger fucked her and made her groan against my mouth. When she broke, she licked my lips and briefly nibbled on my bottom one, which made me jam my fingers deeper into her.

"Go down and taste me again," Aubrey breathed out. "Get my juices all over your lips..."

In no position to refuse, I bent back down and removed my fingers, letting my lips do the work. I rubbed her lips with them and kissed them, then licked her up and down before licking my lips too. "Eat me fucking harder..." I heard Aubrey ask.

Bobbing my head for show again, I sucked on her pussy and clit and even added my teeth into it. After a few nips, I slid my tongue into her and sent it as deep as it would go. I felt her pulsate against it, collected as much as I could and then sent my tongue back into my mouth, coating it all around with what Aubrey left me.

I pulled my head back, expecting Aubrey to kiss me and devour my tinged mouth. "Okay then...I think I got it from here," Aubrey said instead, sliding her own hand towards her pussy.

"Huh?" I asked, not grasping her thought process. Yet she started fingering herself instead of answering me. At the least, I decided to get up from my knees and stand up, so I'd be more comfortable when I asked her again.

After struggling to get up on my own, I managed to stand on my own feet. But before I could start addressing Aubrey again, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

When I turned, I felt Amy's lips on mine in short order.

Now she was the one tasting Aubrey on me - which I supposed was Aubrey's plan. That little...

But now it was Amy kissing me. The star of this set for six years, with one to go, was kissing me. One of the sweetest, smartest, funniest and most admirable women in the business was kissing me. And the second of my top two celebrity crushes was kissing me, while the first was masturbating to it.

Somehow, that was the final trigger to get me to join in.

After sharing a few more kisses with Amy, I helped her get out of her blue blazer. Her red top was then unbuttoned in short order, which I then opened up. I was met with a pink bra and a healthy amount of cleavage for my trouble.

As I heard Aubrey breathe harder next to us, I bent my head down to kiss the exposed sides of Amy's breasts. My right hand went on to cup her right cup, squeezing it before I kissed it at the center. I licked and teased it, but then Amy went a step further and slid her left hand right into my pants.

It was small enough to fit right in, and to grab my reformed erection as well. Now I was the one breathing heavily, although I still heard Aubrey groaning louder. I looked up and saw Amy with a knowing, sexy smirk and great amusement - and perhaps even pleasure - in her deep blue eyes.

On impulse, I cupped both her breasts with my hands. As full and firm as they felt, even with the bra still on, I knew it wouldn't be enough. Quickly, I tried to put my hand into her jeans, but it wouldn't fit, so I had to try and lower them down.

I got them unzipped and loose enough to lower them down just enough to expose her center. And it was exposed, since there was no underwear to be found. I wouldn't have pictured Amy as someone to go commando - or to do much of anything else we'd done so far - but I supposed Aubrey convinced her to go for it.

I went for it by inserting my left index finger into Amy. "Oh, I needed that...oh, that's a relief..." Amy moaned.

"Told you. You're gonna get fucked so good by those fingers..." Aubrey said. "We're both getting finger fucked so good, shit...I just got a big head start..."

Aubrey was frigging herself quite heavily in that chair, peering down at Amy stroking me inside my pants. She then looked at Amy's center, so I got my fingers back to work for the both of them. I watched Amy start to succumb, then saw Aubrey get even closer to release.

Fueled into my own frenzy, I fingered Amy faster and then vigorously kissed her neck. Amy threw her head back, as her halfway exposed chest pressed against me and her hand squeezed my cock. Between that, her moans and Aubrey getting louder, I suckled and fucked Amy in one big display.

"Fuck, fuck her, make her...oh, shit, me first!" Aubrey called out, giving me just enough time to turn and see her cum on her hand.

This made me distracted enough to slow down on Amy and give my hand a rest. Her hand loosened her grip on me too, as we both watched Aubrey ride through her orgasm. When she came crashing down, she leaned back on the chair and caught her breath, which it seemed we were all trying to do.